{"product_id":"personalised-black-fuck-off-slippers","title":"Personalised Black “Fuck Off” Slippers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the man who has reached his daily limit of people. 😂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes you do not want to answer the door. You do not want to reply to WhatsApps. You do not want to make conversation. You just want to put your feet up, get on the sofa and tell everyone to fuck off, without actually having to say it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese black fluffy slippers do the talking for you. With \u003cstrong\u003e“Fuck Off”\u003c\/strong\u003e embroidered across the front, they are soft, lightweight and cosy, with a \u003cstrong\u003enon-slip rubber sole\u003c\/strong\u003e for pottering around the house in comfort. Available in sizes \u003cstrong\u003e41–45\u003c\/strong\u003e, they make a brilliant gift for your boyfriend, husband, dad, brother, best mate or that particular man in your life who would rather be left alone. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd because a normal gift was not quite personal enough, you can also add the optional personalised cotton bag. Add their name or a short message to turn these hilarious slippers into a proper gift they will actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy they’ll love them\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack fluffy slippers with embroidered “Fuck Off” message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable and lightweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber sole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes 41–45\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupplied with a reusable mesh storage bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional personalised cotton gift bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Secret Santa or just because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePersonalised Cotton Bag\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalisation instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add a name or short message for the optional cotton gift bag. Ideas include “Dave’s Fuck Off Slippers”, “Dad’s Do Not Disturb”, “Mark’s Chill Out Kit”, “The Grumpy Department”, “Emergency Relaxation Kit”, “Steve’s Fuck Off Fund” or “Leave Me Alone, Dave”.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand wash in cold water. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean. Allow to air dry away from direct sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBasically, the perfect gift for a man whose love language is being left alone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalisation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Optional name or short message on the cotton gift bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fluffy slipper upper, non-slip rubber sole, cotton gift bag and reusable mesh storage bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sizes 41–45\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCountry of origin:\u003c\/strong\u003e GB\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift wrapping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Optional personalised cotton gift bag available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash cold and air dry away from direct sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Giftologist","offers":[{"title":"No Thank You","offer_id":55312891085129,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes Please","offer_id":55312891117897,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/9547\/4505\/files\/Screenshot2026-09-11at14.58.57.png?v=1789135212","url":"https:\/\/thegiftologist.co.uk\/products\/personalised-black-fuck-off-slippers","provider":"The Giftologist","version":"1.0","type":"link"}