Personalised Black “Fuck Off” Slippers

For the man who has reached his daily limit of people. 😂

Sometimes you do not want to answer the door. You do not want to reply to WhatsApps. You do not want to make conversation. You just want to put your feet up, get on the sofa and tell everyone to fuck off, without actually having to say it.

These black fluffy slippers do the talking for you. With “Fuck Off” embroidered across the front, they are soft, lightweight and cosy, with a non-slip rubber sole for pottering around the house in comfort. Available in sizes 41–45, they make a brilliant gift for your boyfriend, husband, dad, brother, best mate or that particular man in your life who would rather be left alone. 😂

And because a normal gift was not quite personal enough, you can also add the optional personalised cotton bag. Add their name or a short message to turn these hilarious slippers into a proper gift they will actually remember.

Why they’ll love them

• Black fluffy slippers with embroidered “Fuck Off” message
• Soft, comfortable and lightweight
• Non-slip rubber sole
• Available in sizes 41–45
• Supplied with a reusable mesh storage bag
• Optional personalised cotton gift bag
• Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Secret Santa or just because

Personalised Cotton Bag

Personalisation instructions: Add a name or short message for the optional cotton gift bag. Ideas include “Dave’s Fuck Off Slippers”, “Dad’s Do Not Disturb”, “Mark’s Chill Out Kit”, “The Grumpy Department”, “Emergency Relaxation Kit”, “Steve’s Fuck Off Fund” or “Leave Me Alone, Dave”.

Care

Hand wash in cold water. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean. Allow to air dry away from direct sunlight.

Basically, the perfect gift for a man whose love language is being left alone.

Features

• Personalisation: Optional name or short message on the cotton gift bag
• Materials: Fluffy slipper upper, non-slip rubber sole, cotton gift bag and reusable mesh storage bag
• Dimensions: Sizes 41–45
• Country of origin: GB
• Gift wrapping: Optional personalised cotton gift bag available
• Care: Hand wash cold and air dry away from direct sunlight